5 guranteed ways to prove yourself as an epitome of capablity in VIT Vellore. 

In a tier-one private engineering college, EVERYONE you will meet is CAPABLE and if by any chance you aren’t, here are 5 guranteed ways to boost up your “capablity quotient” or atleast depict so.. 😉 

 Tried and tested, these methods are being adopted and recommended on a daily basis by professionals from all branches of Btech. These methods are for all genders present. 

1) Attend a MUN. Make sure you have ZERO idea about what is being debated. Mandatorily post a pic on FB, wearing formals. 

Guranteed Success with atleast 200 likes and reactions, more if there is an opposite sex in the pic!!

All your friends from previous school will get to know how you are “rocking” in college and that you have such a vast and diverse intellect. 

2) Be a part of atleast 5 ‘unique’ club or chapter (which you would be choosing from a set of  50, and which will be having atleast 100 other “unique” members). Mandatorily write “Chapter head/VP/General secretary.. blah blah..  at XYZ” in your bio description at Facebook. 

Method tested at various instances. Special results if people visit your profile. Added benefits, if combined with an MUN wala dp.

3) If you are rich, join a team, go to US/UK/Zimbabwe… for a competition, lose in it, post pics with taglines as “Believe in your dreams”, “Florida ain’t that far”, “Hardwork paid off”…. and so on… 

Good method. Slight drawback- majorly for people born with a silverspoon stuffed up there golden asses. 

4)In TT (technology tower) gallery, you have a standing desk for speakers, the desk has microphones attached and VIT written on the front. Ask your friend to take pictures with you standing, as if giving a speech. Make it your DP with some random inspirational quote. 

Can get a decent response. Good method for freshers.Make sure to take the pictures when no one is in the gallery and just try to pose, a real life public speech may make you shit in your pants, I assure you that a picture of it won’t be lovely. 

5) As many random “candids” as possible. Preferably with opposite sex. Wear formals as much as possible. If you are a 4th year student, try and act boss,especially in front of first years, even when you know that in actual you have the smallest balls possible. 

It works.
I rest my case. 

No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be; 
Am an attendant lord, one that will do 
To swell a progress, start a scene or two, 
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool, 
Deferential, glad to be of use, 
Politic, cautious, and meticulous; 
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse; 
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous— 
Almost, at times, the Fool.
~T.S Eliot


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